How weird is it that I’m kind of annoyed that my baby doesn’t have his own blog that he updates (way more regularly than his mama) from the womb?

I’ll leave it up to you to imagine what some of those entries would sound like.

OK, I can’t resist. Here’s my guess:

‘Dude! Some jerk keeps shoving his finger up my nose! Oh, wait. That’s just me.’

‘This “Prenatal Pilates” tape is really helping me refine my kicks against Mom’s bladder. Wonder if it’s one of a series… Gotta check out eBay.’