{"id":170,"date":"2002-12-12T21:13:00","date_gmt":"2002-12-12T21:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jake.home.bookerdog.com\/?p=170"},"modified":"2002-12-12T21:13:00","modified_gmt":"2002-12-12T21:13:00","slug":"defeating-the-gods-of-illness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bookerdog.com\/index.php\/2002\/12\/defeating-the-gods-of-illness\/","title":{"rendered":"Defeating the gods of illness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, a fleeting moment of quiet as Auggie sleeps, and, for the first time in two weeks, I&#8217;m not so exhausted that I nap with him.<\/p>\n<p>You cannot imagine my relief when I woke up this morning feeling much better.  My stomach wasn&#8217;t perfect, but it was much improved over last night.  When I finally went to sleep, I fully expected to be up and retching within a few hours.  My stomach was cramping that badly.<\/p>\n<p>So today has been like a gift!  I got out of bed in the best mood.  I even made cookies for the meeting we attended this morning.  Of course, I ate too much of the batter, which didn&#8217;t make my stomach feel any better, but these are all good things.<\/p>\n<p>For those of you who don&#8217;t know me, you should know that I have a personal law forbidding vomiting.  I always joke that it&#8217;s against my religion, but that&#8217;s not far off.  I halfway believe that the reason I&#8217;m not sick today is simply because I&#8217;m too stubborn to throw up.<\/p>\n<p>The only times I&#8217;ve been physically ill in the last ten years (or longer) is when I&#8217;ve had too much to drink.  Morning sickness never got me, even.  Even Romano losing his arm on the season opener of <i>ER<\/i> (right after dinner, no less) made me a little green, but there&#8217;s no way I&#8217;m puking.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I realize that I am virtually guaranteeing that I will be vomiting my eyeballs out by the end of the week by writing this, so I&#8217;ll shut up now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, a fleeting moment of quiet as Auggie sleeps, and, for the first time in two weeks, I&#8217;m not so exhausted that I nap with him. You cannot imagine my relief when I woke up this morning feeling much better. My stomach wasn&#8217;t perfect, but it was much improved over last night. When I finally &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bookerdog.com\/index.php\/2002\/12\/defeating-the-gods-of-illness\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Defeating the gods of illness&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p11xKg-2K","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bookerdog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bookerdog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bookerdog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bookerdog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bookerdog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=170"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bookerdog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bookerdog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bookerdog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bookerdog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}