{"id":255,"date":"2003-05-29T18:32:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-29T18:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jake.home.bookerdog.com\/?p=255"},"modified":"2003-05-29T18:32:00","modified_gmt":"2003-05-29T18:32:00","slug":"nonononono","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bookerdog.com\/index.php\/2003\/05\/nonononono\/","title":{"rendered":"Nonononono"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Auggie has finally realized that he can also vocalize the dreaded n-word.  No, not <i>that<\/i> n-word.  I&#8217;m talking about &#8220;no.&#8221;  As in, &#8220;no no no no no,&#8221; his current favorite phrase.  <\/p>\n<p>The funniest part is watching him experiment with &#8220;no.&#8221; Just about everything you ask him, and I ask him a lot of questions as he doesn&#8217;t say too many words just yet, he answers with &#8220;no.&#8221;  Most of the time, it comes out as &#8220;no?&#8221; like he&#8217;s not really sure that he means no at all, but since it&#8217;s his favorite word right now, he&#8217;ll go ahead and give it a try.  So I&#8217;ve been taking him at his word and not doing whatever it is I just asked him.  This has been met with mixed results so far.<\/p>\n<p>Scenario #1:  I ask August if he wants to eat some Goldfish crackers as a snack.  He says, &#8220;no&#8221; and we repeat, inserting the rest of the pantry contents in place of the Goldfish.  This is especially entertaining when I get to the spice rack.  &#8216;Would you like some tarragon?&#8217;  &#8216;No.&#8217;  Eventually, he ends up with some variety of cheese.<\/p>\n<p>Scenario #2:  I ask August if he wants to go outside.  He says, &#8220;no?&#8221; and I say, &#8220;OK. Then we&#8217;ll just stay inside and watch &#8220;Barney.&#8221;&#8221;  To which he replies, &#8220;Nonononono.&#8221;  Then I ask again if he wants to go outside.  &#8220;Yeah!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Scenario #3:  I ask August if he is sleepy.  To which he firmly replies, &#8220;no.&#8221;  He still gets up and goes over to Daddy, who scoops him up and spirits him away to his crib, where he instantly falls asleep.<\/p>\n<p>Scenario #4:  August is playing with some of my notes for my freelancing work, which he knows he is not supposed to do.  Under his breath, I hear him saying, &#8220;No no no no.&#8221;  It&#8217;s so darling, I find it hard to ask him to stop.  I&#8217;m such a sucker.<\/p>\n<p>Equally great is the way August says &#8220;yeah!&#8221;  He sounds so dang enthusiastic.  I love it!  I&#8217;m soaking it all in like a sponge, so when he&#8217;s a cynical, stoic teenager, I can remember these times.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Auggie has finally realized that he can also vocalize the dreaded n-word. No, not that n-word. I&#8217;m talking about &#8220;no.&#8221; As in, &#8220;no no no no no,&#8221; his current favorite phrase. 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