{"id":259,"date":"2003-06-13T20:12:00","date_gmt":"2003-06-13T20:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jake.home.bookerdog.com\/?p=259"},"modified":"2003-06-13T20:12:00","modified_gmt":"2003-06-13T20:12:00","slug":"now-where-did-i-put-that-umbrella","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bookerdog.com\/index.php\/2003\/06\/now-where-did-i-put-that-umbrella\/","title":{"rendered":"Now, where did I put that umbrella?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Since when did the Midwest get a monsoon season? Did I miss that issue of Mother Nature Monthly<\/i>? Our backyard is a swamp. The dogs make “squish, squish”\u00c2\u009d sounds when they walk across the ground. Yuck.<\/p>\n

The worst thing is that Auggie and I can’t go outside and play, which means I must find creative ways to keep him from playing with the knives. Fun!<\/p>\n

It is enough to make a mall look fun. Mmmm, Apple Store….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Since when did the Midwest get a monsoon season? Did I miss that issue of Mother Nature Monthly? Our backyard is a swamp. The dogs make “squish, squish”\u00c2\u009d sounds when they walk across the ground. Yuck. The worst thing is that Auggie and I can’t go outside and play, which means I must find creative … <\/p>\n

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