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Occasionally, my wireless mouse prompts the on-screen message, “Batteries are low and should be replaced.” And I’m starting to take it personally. Like it’s a message for me that my batteries are low and that I should be replaced.<\/p>\n

On a lighter note: Twice this week, I have left Auggie alone to play by himself for a few minutes. Both times, he tracked me down to show off his newest skill: undressing himself! He walked in completely naked, like nothing was amiss.<\/p>\n

My son, the exhibitionist.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Occasionally, my wireless mouse prompts the on-screen message, “Batteries are low and should be replaced.” And I’m starting to take it personally. Like it’s a message for me that my batteries are low and that I should be replaced. On a lighter note: Twice this week, I have left Auggie alone to play by himself … <\/p>\n

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