{"id":359,"date":"2005-03-04T22:58:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-04T22:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jake.home.bookerdog.com\/?p=359"},"modified":"2005-03-04T22:58:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-04T22:58:00","slug":"lets-all-make-up-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bookerdog.com\/index.php\/2005\/03\/lets-all-make-up-words\/","title":{"rendered":"Let’s all make up words!"},"content":{"rendered":"

You know, I want to visit this Penzey’s store so badly, I can’t stand it. But “Vanillabration”<\/a>? I don’t know if I can set foot in a store that promotes such a thing…<\/p>\n

And a big ole happy birthday to Mr. Pettus<\/a>, who has up and started a respectable, business-type blog. What a long, long way from The Chez.<\/p>\n

Did I mention that Elliott is officially mobile now? He started crawling in a forward direction last Saturday, at Auggie’s friend Stephen’s house. Which is carpeted, of course. Damn these hardwood floors and their hindering of my children’s development! I mean, thank you, hardwood floors, for keeping my kids in roughly one place so I can go to the bathroom by myself occasionally.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You know, I want to visit this Penzey’s store so badly, I can’t stand it. But “Vanillabration”? I don’t know if I can set foot in a store that promotes such a thing… And a big ole happy birthday to Mr. Pettus, who has up and started a respectable, business-type blog. What a long, long … <\/p>\n

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