{"id":360,"date":"2005-03-08T23:36:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-08T23:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jake.home.bookerdog.com\/?p=360"},"modified":"2014-08-23T20:04:25","modified_gmt":"2014-08-24T01:04:25","slug":"blatantly-copied-from-an-email-i-just-wrote-to-jennie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bookerdog.com\/index.php\/2005\/03\/blatantly-copied-from-an-email-i-just-wrote-to-jennie\/","title":{"rendered":"Blatantly copied from an email I just wrote to Jennie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just got home from the pediatrician&#8217;s, where Elliott was diagnosed with his first ear infection. Poor little guy! He was so out of sorts this morning that I knew that something was not right. I gave him some Tylenol and he finally fell asleep. Now we&#8217;ve got some antibiotics and I hope that they work quickly! 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