{"id":59,"date":"2001-11-13T17:34:00","date_gmt":"2001-11-13T17:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jake.home.bookerdog.com\/?p=59"},"modified":"2017-06-05T19:55:05","modified_gmt":"2017-06-06T00:55:05","slug":"59","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bookerdog.com\/index.php\/2001\/11\/59\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

So I had typed up this big, long post about how on the first day of August’s thirteenth week, we had a very unlucky fall. It talked all about my klutziness and related feelings of guilt. It even gave all the details about August’s baptism!<\/p>\n

Then, when I hit “Post and Publish,” Blogger completely freaked out on me and — poof! — the big, long post was gone.<\/p>\n

So fine. Fate is saying no to you knowing about our fall and his baptism.<\/p>\n

If you really want to know, I suppose you can write to me and ask. (Or call! We love calls!)<\/p>\n

Stupid Blogger.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So I had typed up this big, long post about how on the first day of August’s thirteenth week, we had a very unlucky fall. It talked all about my klutziness and related feelings of guilt. It even gave all the details about August’s baptism! Then, when I hit “Post and Publish,” Blogger completely freaked … <\/p>\n

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