{"id":95,"date":"2002-08-22T22:14:00","date_gmt":"2002-08-22T22:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jake.home.bookerdog.com\/?p=95"},"modified":"2002-08-22T22:14:00","modified_gmt":"2002-08-22T22:14:00","slug":"i-miss-shopping-alone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bookerdog.com\/index.php\/2002\/08\/i-miss-shopping-alone\/","title":{"rendered":"I miss shopping alone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jeez, shopping with a one year-old is freaking <i>exhausting<\/i>.  It kind of makes me nostalgic for the good old days when I just popped out his little pumpkin seat and stuck him on the top of the cart.  Now, he&#8217;s grabbing for my wallet, pulling all the stuff out of my wallet, dropping the stuff from my wallet onto the floor, yelling when I take my wallet away, and generally being a pain in my behind.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Ah, just wait,&#8217; you smile smugly.  &#8216;Wait until he starts begging for every little item in the store.&#8217;  <\/p>\n<p>You know what?  You&#8217;re right.  He can keep the wallet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jeez, shopping with a one year-old is freaking exhausting. It kind of makes me nostalgic for the good old days when I just popped out his little pumpkin seat and stuck him on the top of the cart. Now, he&#8217;s grabbing for my wallet, pulling all the stuff out of my wallet, dropping the stuff &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bookerdog.com\/index.php\/2002\/08\/i-miss-shopping-alone\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I miss shopping alone&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p11xKg-1x","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bookerdog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bookerdog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bookerdog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bookerdog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bookerdog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bookerdog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bookerdog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bookerdog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bookerdog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}