Time for some tough love here, Beth. You really need to just snap out of it. No more complaining about how huge you are, how uncomfortable you are and how sick you are of being pregnant. I mean, you’re not even due for another 10 days!
I don’t care how dilated you are. I don’t care about the weird cramps that wake you up at night, wondering, ‘Is this the beginning?’ Get over it. The baby will come when he comes.
Suck it up.